when im dead sext me through a ouija board
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
Husbands can be incredibly helpful.
That one with the Christmas lights is creative, though!
Husbands are incredibly useless
fucking useless husbands
when your post gets 5 notes
"You toooo cute to be single"
when you see someone with the same icon as you
when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up
Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.
This is so beautiful
when ur eating dinner at your friends house
and their parents start arguing
and you want to ask for the salt
but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce